"I’ve done the math in my head, it’s totally safe."
"Your head is full of seven tequila shots."
"And I’m still more coherent than my freshman physics teacher. You’re fine."
"…Fair point. Okay, so run it by me again?"
"Jump on the dumpster, flip up onto the fire escape, crawl up the roof, and then do a front flip down to adjacent roof and then back flip from the roof, over Jean, and back onto the sidewalk."
"…you lost me after dumpster."
"Ugh. Dumpster. Fire Escape. Roof. Other Roof. Jean. Sidewalk. Don’t care how you do it, just make it look cool, camera’s rolling."
"Can I spider walk somewhere. I want to spider walk."
"You can centipede walk I don’t care, s’long as it looks good.”
"I don’t…I don’t think that’s a thing."
"Mikky. Camera, rolling. Audience, waiting. Chop chop!"
"and…you’re sure they’re going to use this footage for the new Assassin’s Creed?”
"….uh. Sure. Yeah, pretty sure."
"Hurry up. You’ve got one shot because I have 5% battery and there’s two cops fast-walking their way over here."
"It was….love at first chokehold?"
"Well, It kinda was."
"Daddy, what’s a chokehold?"
"Alright, forget the chokehold. I guess it was love at first knife! No, that’s still bad. I got it! When I met your mother, it was like a stab to the heart!"
"What? Honey, you did stab a man through the heart.”
“Mama stabbed someone!?”
"No! Yes! Well! Shhh, Carla, don’t cry! It’s okay! When you think about it Mom’s killed lots of people it’s not a big deal—OW! MIKASA."
"So after you met Mama you…invited her to live with you?"
"So before you were married you were….siblings?"
"Huh!? No! Of course not! She just lived with me and my parents."
"How do I explain this….it was more like…my future girlfriend…moving in with me…before we realized we’d get married one day? Yeah. That makes sense. I think…Does that make sense?"
"Ohhhh, I get it! Kinda like an engagement!"
"It’s better than siblings, so yes, I’ll take it."
"I’m going to ask Adam Kirstein to come live with us! That way we can get married one day.”
i personally think that levi would be extremely difficult to live with sometimes. especially after the war. so i just thought i’d try my hand at this. his “softening” if you will.
I haven’t drawn anything since I woke up and this is what came out of my brain ^ q ^;;;;;
nOOOOOOO you can’t cliffhang us like that, now i’ll have to wait a week for the new free! episode